LOMFic - For Celebrity Drabble Challenge
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dorsetgirlPosted late for Drayce's 'Celebrity' Drabble Challenge
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“For me! I thought it was Annie you came back for!”
“Why would I come back for Annie when it’s you I fancy, Guv?”
“Now you’re getting soppy, Tyler. If it was me you fancied all along, what was all that with the kissing and the rainbows? Certainly looked like it was her knickers you wanted to get into.”
“Gene, my name’s not John Barrowman. There’s only a certain amount of gay the BBC can cope with at prime time, and between him and - oh, Paul O’Grady’s on ITV, isn’t he? But anyway, I think you’ll find there’s a quota.”
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“For me! I thought it was Annie you came back for!”
“Why would I come back for Annie when it’s you I fancy, Guv?”
“Now you’re getting soppy, Tyler. If it was me you fancied all along, what was all that with the kissing and the rainbows? Certainly looked like it was her knickers you wanted to get into.”
“Gene, my name’s not John Barrowman. There’s only a certain amount of gay the BBC can cope with at prime time, and between him and - oh, Paul O’Grady’s on ITV, isn’t he? But anyway, I think you’ll find there’s a quota.”
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Date: 2009-03-27 12:34 am (UTC)I don't want to believe that the BBC has a gay quota. Because that means the television in America does as well, and they're going to have a much smaller quota. (It must explain the lack of gay here on the western side of the pond.)